The Story of the Bald Frog, Alfred

So after updating my profile I got asked this random question: 

Can you write this story? The children want to hear a story, quickly; tell them the story of the bald frog and the wig. 

I decided to accept the challenge and wrote this whole story before blogger told me it was too long to fit on my profile. So, why waste a good story???

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     Well children, once upon a midnight dreary their was a vain frog named Alfred.  He lived on Darguzas Falls amidst hundreds of ugly toads. One day all of the grotesque toads grew agrivated by Alfred's vainness and decided to get back at him. The elder toad, Minu, came up with a plan.
     After a long day of swimming on the waterfall Alfred was surprized to see a fair young frog fairy coming towards him. He asked her; "Do you have a band - aid cause i just got hit by an angel that fell from the sky?" She replied, "haha... no, sorry." She then went on to say; "You know you may shock more ladies if you grow out some hair." He was offended but tried to hide it saying, "Haha fine, even though I already know I look delicious i'll keep your suggestion in mind." 
     At this the fairy replied; "Oh wait no longer, i'll give you a wig with long, golden, lustrous locks to try on." He complied to this plan and the wig appeared to be just as glorious as she said it would.  He lifted it up and placed it on his slick head.  BOOM - BOOM - POW! The wig stuck to his head and the locks shined with brilliance.

~The only problem???

The fairy was part of Minu's plan to sabotage Alfred's ego. As soon as he put on the majestic wig he turned into a bigger, fatter toad than all of the rest! And like the fairy promised, Alfred did shock more ladies than before...

Original Toad Photo from this blog: http://jellybeanandpeanut.blogspot.com/.